This is the nonsense I think up and the randomness I find while surfing the web when I can't sleep.
I picture that guy paddle dancing saying to his wife "FINE. I don't need you to be my dance partner. I have got a canoe and a paddle and they are pret-ty smoooth."
Stroller scooter = genius.
His song selection is priceless and the clapping every time he does a spin.
Words do not exist in the English language to describe the awesomeness of paddle dancing. Have you seen this GIF before? http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9235/thisgameistoughp1.gif